teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN
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awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Z
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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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